Early November,2016 Poem by Percy Dovetonsils

If you should want a pol
to incite a mob
to attack, to sack, the Capitol,

I'm your man.

If you should want a con
to lie and lie and lie
as no other man can

I'm your man.

If you should want someone
to pardon a traitor
who secretly works for a Turkish dictator

I'm your man.

If you should want someone
in a perpetual orange tan,
I'm your man.

Your tan man.

If you should want a lame duck l'orange
waging constant war
against his own land,

I'm your man.

If you should want someone
to unleash a plague against everybody
in the name of being mask free,

I'm your man.

Rejoice!
There is no better choice
than me.