poor King Elvis Presley
suffered constipation bad
worse than John Wesley
that's what drove Elvis mad
tried passing his stools
with Freeamint chewing gum
thinking they'd be ideal tools
no stools, came through, via bum
so a question does arise
Elvis died upon the bog
so one must summaries
maybe passed a frog
He suffered symptoms, irregular heartbeat, fatigue, farting and high blood pressure.
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