Sandra Osborne


Enter My New “open Minded, With Few Rules, Gonna Have A Great Time, Let’s Have Some Fun', Contest - Poem by Sandra Osborne

I have a new contest!
(Of course it is fixed)
Pre-writes allowed
(The winner’s been picked)

Here are the rules
There are just a few:
No laughing
No crying
No dark poems
No Rap
No good ones, no bad ones,
AnD No StIcKy CaPs!
No God poems, nor Jesus
No poems about Bush,
Your not gonna win,
So you just better hush!
Applaud all my poems
And sing all my praises
I won’t read the entries
I’m really to lazy.
Plus, read every poem
That’s ever been written.
Read all the Ann Rice books,
I’m sure you’ll be bitten.

So please enter often,
Do your very best
But your gonna still lose
Like all (Ok most) of the rest.
It’s for 8000 points,
(Just not for you)
Maybe an honorable mention,
Hell, maybe two.

So be very proud,
That you were even allowed,
To mingle among
My FAVORITS crowd!
Btw, it’s been judged,
So you don’t have to wait,
Before you even enter,
Know the winners were great!


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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, May 10, 2006



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