E-Spouse Poem by pradeep KUMAR

You may have a trendy house
And a dazzling spouse
Maybe even living in an ultramodern farmhouse
But what is life without an online spouse

Day to day life may be a dull affair
Have an online boost with no scare
So recite an ancient online prayer
And you two have just become an e-pair

Who is fit to be your online pair, you have to choose
If you have some history, never let that one loose
Never get confuse as right one is already in your view
Be ready for an online relation to pull you from blue

A real-life spouse may have nothing to fear
Because they are always near
But online spouse has to be a pioneer
Must have the most important skill to constantly disappear

The online couple should never try to meet
Otherwise, the real-life spouse may develop sticky feet
When you are in hospital or lockup, the online spouse is the backup
A real-life spouse can only do a random check-up

The online couple should have artistic skill
Sharing these will give both of them some thrill
If an online couple hide to chat in a group
They have to keep happy their troop

Celebrating online occasions always have to wait
Only a real-life spouse has to be called a soul mate
An online spouse should know their limit
Their only strength is razor-sharp wit

A real-life spouse should lightly be told
About the online gold
If e-spouse wants romance
They should be given hardly a chance

Online and offline both may want more
You are the only one to adore
Who will do your chore
You have to make sure

Online spouse is best for the odd hour
When no one is left in the house to overpower
Then a little affection you can shower
And use your full word power

A time will come, when you may secretly desire
To hold a qualifier
But the wrong one may be the live-wire
So let your desire just retire

Online relation is everyone's dream
As it has a more varied theme
Your real-life relationship will also gather steam
The happiness of two relations will make your soul scream

The real-life one may also have to travel sometime
Now will the time for you to commit a crime
Go with the one who watches Netflix or amazon prime
That way you will spend some quality time

Your birthday will be a steamy affair
In well advance, you have to prepare
Otherwise to either one you will be unfair
That one may end up in healthcare

With the real-life one, you will share a strong bond
The other one will be an online vagabond
But you have to give equal opportunity
To keep happy your fan's community

This triangle is easy to make
But difficult to break
Leaving either will give you pain
Your heart will be like morning rain

So dreams of wanting digital attention
is a very natural reaction
immediately take action
for your online reflection