Farting Like A Baboon Poem by Aldo Kraas

Farting like a Baboon
That is inside of the airplane that is flying to Poland
But the Baboon farts sounds more like a torpedo or a rocket
Poor passengers that have to hold their noses
Because men it smells like salphur gas
But I also wonder what they feed to this poor Baboom
I hope we arrive safe in Poland tomorrow
So we can get rid of that stupid Baboom
But for now we have to put up with this Baboon
God why us?
Are you trying to punish us with this Baboom?
Thank you for your consideration God
And rest in peace