Find A New Wife Poem by TANIYA WALTON

Why should I rearrange my life?
To mirror your image of a wife

If I had known you were not satisfied with the way I cooked
I would have quickly let you off the hook

Now my food needs a little more spice
But before we were married it was just right

Now my voice is just a little too loud
Before we were married it would get you aroused

My ambitions do not meet your expectations
You constantly complain “We will never get anywhere with my meager aspirations”

Children! Oh no! Not right now
We have too much to do to have them around

Make passionate love to me
Not anymore
Wham! Bam! Thank You Mam! Then you’re out the door

Tell me you love me everyday
Ha!
I would be happy with “Hello sweetheart. How was your day?

A simple compliment such as “You look lovely today Baby”
Instead I get “I know your not wearing that with me. Are your crazy? ”

I refuse to rearrange my life
Good bye Heartache, Misery and Strife
I’m leaving You!
FIND A NEW WIFE! ! ! ! ! ! !