Finding Whitney Poem by Uche Nwanze

I am on a journey to find my Whitney
She is the Barney sitting by the chimney
She is nothing like Courtney
On a hunt for the money
ended up with the honey
On a losing streak then I caught a big break
I thought I was brave till I met this rave of the moment
Call me a perv but I crave for her honey
I will give up my kidney just to be her poney
T'is funny how young lads can be phoney
Life is a journey, we're playing in the tourney
Someday we 'll cave to the grave