Flatulate In A Mini Skirt Poem by Allan James Saywell

Walk along the street head in the air
Flatulate, Flatulate, till people stare
Flatulate, Flatulate, with a leg in the air
Wear a mini Skirt for more effect
Tis easier for people to detect
The gases from your Flatulation, will cause a stir
Especially when you Flatulate into the air
What is the point of saying', excuse me'
People really dont care
But when you start to Flatulate, it keeps there head in the air