Foods Effects Poem by Silence Dogood

I have to say I really love cheese.
Except when I eat it I have to sneeze.
The smell cheese has tickles my nose.
And the tickle grows and grows.
Until I really have to say ACHOOO.
And im sorry that I sneezed on you.

I have to say I prefer lemons over cheese.
Cause I happen to burp instead of sneeze.
It comes out much better less of a noise.
Like the sqeaking of a small little toy.
I dont know why my body reacts.
To cheese and lemons like that.

But i do know that when I eat red grapes.
I talk like a duck and act like an ape.
Some foods have a strange effect on me.
I dont question why and let it just be.