My call was important, the voice repeatedly said,
For the twenty or so minutes the phone was stuck to my head,
And I was officiously told,
In tones stern and bold,
That I was to be recorded,
For training, and security purposes.
Imagine my delight, now quite late at night,
When I was presented with the choice of five options,
But none suited me,
So I just pressed number three,
And was disconnected, in mysterious circumstances.
I don’t regret the rude word, but I doubt that they heard,
My opinion of the service they offered.
I had ready a mouthful,
That I think would have been helpful,
For their training and security purposes.
Then again, the call was just fine,
Even though nine, nine, nine,
For the burglar’s security purposes!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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