Foxtrot From A Galaxy Far Far Away Poem by Tony Carp

Han Solo loves the Falcon,
3PO loves R2
Kanata loves that Wookie
Amidala loves Naboo.
There's love the Empire over
Wherever you may be.
Some break a sweat for Bobba Fett,
But you're my cup of tea.

Some talk of Luke Skywalker,
And some of Kylo Ren.
Some like their heroes hairy,
Some like that hermit Ben.
Some prefer a Jawa,
And some like Lando C.
Some like Darth Maul with warts and all,
But you're my cup of tea.

Scum are mad on spaceports
And some a forest lair.
Some live underwater,
Or cloud city in the air.
Luke took off for god knows where
and lived beside the sea.
Yoda went far to Dagobah,
But you're my cup of tea.

Some have gold bikinis,
And some a flying suit.
Some just wear a manbag,
As they're really quite hirsute.
Some like that old Jabba,
Are nude for all to see
And some look right in carbonite.
But you're my cup of tea.

The trooper loves his blaster
The racer loves his pod.
The Padawan his master.
To Jedis, force is god.
The Gungan loves the water,
The Ewok loves a tree.
And Darth loves best his armoured vest,
But you're my cup of tea.