Much ado about nothing, I say,
Such nonsense made of Major's poop
Touch not the precious White House furniture, or,
Lunch on leg of Secret Service nincompoop.
Sad, for four long years, no White House pets
Bad reviews for majestic canine occupants
Add swipes at new First Lady's Spanish
Glad POTUS does not yet need sycophants.
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