Fun - I Vant To Suck Your Blooooooood Poem by Paul Warren

There was Bela Lugosi in the black and white
Whilst peering over his cape for a fright
Then there was Christopher Lee
For Hammer Horror as terror can be
Now it seems that Robert Pattinson
In Twillight is the tormented sexy one
Who sparkles like a diamond in the brightening sun

I am sure if Bram Stoker was alive to see
What his Dracula creature has turned out to be
He was supposed to be pure evil and one to fear
Not someone attending High School and held so dear
I would think that vampires would not play baseball
But be looking for fair maidens to drink blood from them all.

© Paul Warren Poetry