'I'm terrified of cheese, ' he said,
'And rather scared of hats, '
'The cheese will make me sneeze,
You see, and hats just drive me bats! '
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Sounds about right. Everything has a health warning on it these days, breathing probably doesn't come without a health warning. Great write (with a great sense of humour added) .
Once again lol. I love the humour in your poetry. Brilliant piece