Guide To Survival & Getting Even Poem by William Mowell

If she's frustrated and bleeding
Go outside and run away
That smile she has is misleading
Get in the bunker and don't come out til May

If he's complaining about the TV
just squeeze him soft and gently
Make his day go easy
By F***ing him intently

If the kids are complaining about supper
Just let them whine and moan
They need to shut their damn mouth and suffer
Or they need to find another home

If your boss is pissed about you being late
Give him a kiss and say it's alright
Say you want to eat his steak
That'll give him a damn big fright

If your neighbors being an asshole
Don't yell and scream and cuss
Just duct tape his ass to a ten foot pole
and hang him until he admits he's a puss

The worlds full of dumbass'
So I say we need to do something
Tie them up and throw em in the grass
And let the insects bite and sting