Halloween Nightmare #2: Office Party Poem by Patti Masterman

At the Halloween party,
The office girls were hot;
And they all gathered round,
To smoke a little pot.

The new girl kept staring
Deeply, in my eyes;
I knew she'd like to give me
A Hallow's Eve surprise.

We hung out at the office
Till the others went home;
And we pulled off our costumes,
And we turned off the phones.

And I looked and I looked;
Could not believe my eyes:
Because her four breasts
Were not a disguise.

I thought it was her costume;
And she laughed, at her joke,
Till I spoke my own punch line:
Well, I'm not a bloke.