Hedgepandacat Poem by Melody may

A hedgeapandacat has ears that come to a point,

and a nose with a funny long joint,

he's black and white with spikes on his back,

and he likes to sit on your front door mat.


When you see a hedgeapandacat,

waiting on your front door mat be wary of that,

he's waiting to steal your yellow socks,

but only the left ones with lots of spots.



So now you may ask,

what does a hedgeapandacat do with yellow socks,

just the ones with lots of spots,

he marinades and shreds them in two, and adds them to his tasty stew.


If you ever find a yellow sock split in two,

that's your first clue,

to show that,

a hedgeapandacat has escaped from the zoo and is cooking up a stew.


So if a hedgeapandacat offers you some stew,

hears what you must do,

you must get back in and lock the door,

don't let him touch you with his filthy paws.