Billy Bob Noes

Hey I Ain'T Got Drunk - Yet

Hey I Ain't Got Drunk - Yet

I broke most all a my New Years Resolushuns
Bout, swearin, and weight watchin, and the uthr ones
A bit ago I was doin sum thikin
at least I kept the one bout drinkin
Not that Billy Bob Noes is the braggin sort
(just by way of tryin to give a acurate report)
I feel purty bad bout the ones thet I did brake
but most men have some wekeness fer pete's sake
Well thet's bout it - kind of quiet rounds here
So, I don't think will hurt nuthin if I have me a beer.

(But thet don't meen I plan on gittin reel durnk)

THE END of Poem

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Here is the voting formula I worked out/this is not the official
ph rules on kind of they ain't got em. (ph is short fer poem hunter)
(just my idea of how you should vote if you have a mind, too)

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(that would be kinda low though)
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(there are no zero votes)
(I think a 1 vote is not called for unless you are feelin mean.

But last time I looked this was still a free country so you can
vote 1 if that is how your mind runs)
Thanks for voting or not. (and tell your friends if you liked
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Poem Submitted: Sunday, January 13, 2008

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Comments about Hey I Ain'T Got Drunk - Yet by Billy Bob Noes

  • Basil Demple (1/14/2008 2:32:00 AM)

    Listen, mate there is nothing wrong with lifting a few. Have one on me!

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  • Betsy Ross (1/14/2008 12:05:00 AM)

    If you really wanted to you could take the pledge to never drink alcohol. Beer drinking is still a way to get drunk!

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    Lorraine Margueritte Gasrel Black(10/2/2014 9:21:00 PM)

    I like Moonshine and wine...but there's nothing wrong with enjoying a few..

    Lorraine Margueritte Gasrel Black(10/2/2014 9:21:00 PM)

    I like Moonshine and wine...but there's nothing wrong with enjoying a few..

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