Hooter Girls Make Females Have Chlamydia Poem by Cedric Adedje

I don't know what I was thinking maybe serving Susan Hooter Girls
Still counts as a Bad idea
Every female in the world
Have Chlamydia

First Was Hooter Girls
Then The Nurse
Then Ladies That Are Cats
Even Worse
Prolly A Dead Eye Scurry Feline Rats

If I Was Normal
I shall take care of Susan
Just like I did with Zai Lin
But sadly it's too late
So glad I don't need to be a Crate

Even if it's a frog
Susan Will be proud
But sadly she isn't
So avoid Hooter Girls
Or if it's Chlamydja, then Oh well
Be such a Mud

No females likes Pinishment
Nor they like abusive Masters
They may think of them as Brutal
Or a Bad Father
So poor Susan
Lesson learned never do bad job with Assisant.