JJ Evendon

Bronze Star - 2,186 Points (31 May 1949)

Hot Water Bottle - Poem by JJ Evendon

Being a hot water bottle is not easy,
You need to have your head screwed on you see.
For if not and are full of hot water inside,
you'll give someone a rather wet surprise.
So it's important not to be nervous,
as by all accounts you're impervious.
So take my head and screw me tight,
that way I can assure you of a pleasant night.

Topic(s) of this poem: Funny


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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Poem Edited: Wednesday, May 28, 2014


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