Hotel Advice: Vietnam Poem by Sheena Blackhall

This is the nation that beat the Mongol hordes of Kublai Khan.
It is wedged between Laos, China, Cambodia, and the sea.
It has been occupied by China, France, Japan,
And bombed by tons of bombs from the USA

When crossing roads,
Walk swiftly through the scooters
Stop, and it’s likely
They may knock you down

When visiting hotels,
Firearms, weapons, poisons,
Explosive devices,
Must be deposited with the management

No animals or birds to be kept in room
No Durian or offensive smelling plant
Allowed on premises.

Credit cards or cash are most acceptable
Avoid tap water and refuse the ice
We pleased to see you. Have a lovely time.