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How To Kill Yourself - Poem by DAVIDIA KARTINA

First you need to be unhAPPY...,
This is reallly too EASY.
Then you need to be feelin' crAPPY...,
This will make you quEASY.

Second you need to buy a rAZOR.
They are purchasable at most office supply stores but don't buy from WAL-MART BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL SEAL KILLERS and they have a fIST.
Then you need to buy a lASER.
They are really quite useful tools for setting up straight lines, and you want to have a neat cut as you slide the blade across your pulsing wrIST.

Third you need to CRY.
Pour out your heart empty it into the bathtub lose it in the shower because you love everyone and they do not love YOU.
Then you need to DIE.
Slice open your veins and allow the life force to drain from your pale trembling shaking quivering shimmering COUP............,

...., d'état.......,

a military takeover of your LIFE
of your PAIN
of your SORROW

Comments about How To Kill Yourself by DAVIDIA KARTINA

  • (6/26/2007 6:55:00 PM)

    very original and well written.
    I wrote a poem with a similar perspective on suicide
    but it wasn't as good as yours and I deleted it.
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  • (6/24/2007 4:43:00 PM)

    hmmm, I'm not really sure about this, but it is a good thought, I must of not been doing it right, oh well, I got my one wish anyway! I like it keep up the good work,
    ~forever blue miki~
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  • Ernestine Northover (6/18/2007 12:27:00 PM)

    Do you think this could become a 'Best Seller'? ? ? ? ? A bit gruesome, but well expressed.
    Love Ernestine XXX
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  • (6/18/2007 1:15:00 AM)

    LOL it helps removing the pane. like aspirin XD (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, June 17, 2007

Poem Edited: Saturday, March 12, 2011

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