I Always Have A Reason Poem by Alessandra Liverani

I always have a rational reason to light up a fag
But to think up thirty reasons per day is becoming such a drag
Sometimes I must start an argument to give me a half decent one
So if you see me itching for a fag, you'd better start to run!

I always have a reason which seems so logical in my mind
To inhale noxious fumes you need a logic of some kind
The logicality of which I cannot clearly explain to you
Because right at this moment I have many other things to do

But if you come back next week, I'll help you understand
My logic, why I smoke them, it's not that I'm under their command
Come back next week and I'll put my reasons on the table
And you'll understand my logic, you'll be so much more than able

To comprehend so clearly the benefits smoking gives to me
Come back next week, and I'll explain it clear as clear can be
My logic will astound you, it'll impress you very much
The logicality of my logic, it's a logic that can't be touched!