I Am Not Coming To Your Funeral

You were never a nice person
You were as ferocious as a lion
I am not coming to your funeral
You were as greedy as a sick devil
You were clandestinely a member
Of a right-wing hate group, a hater
Based on your vile speech, you
Blew it. You belonged to the crew
I am not coming to your funeral
‘Cause you have a direct flight to hell
I wonder if the casket isn't too small
‘Cause you're heavy, stubby, and not really tall
Your mouth will be hermetically glued
And the incense will temper your mood
You were as racist as a vindictive animal
You were as brutal as a grabby wild tiger
You were as gorgeous as a Chinese salamander
You were as attractive as a Tasmanian blobfish
You were as racist as a vindictive animal
Additionally, you were stingy, insolent and selfish
Because you'll be eternally in Hell
I am not coming to your funeral.

Copyright © March 2020, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poems.

Thursday, March 26, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: funeral
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