I Hate Soaps Poem by Ibrar Siddiqi

30 minutes of drivel
Watching an episode unravel
I'd rather spending the time on travel
In my mind on on the grass bank
the clouds floating high above
with my wife in my arms
Im high on life.

Soap operas
Waste of time
I'd rather be elbow deep in grime
Cleaning dirty plates
and spoons
I hate watching thosae transparent buffoons
Actors they call themselves
But id rather watch Santa and his Elves.

Why waste your time
Melting your mind
I would rather smoke a cigarette
through my behind!

Dont waste your life
watching thrity minutes of confusing strife
Get out and on
and enrich your life!