I Have A Lot To Offer You Poem by John W. McEwers

I'm a tough guy
rough guy
but gentle
in the bed guy
good lookin'
good cookin'
good bookin' writer.

I've got two cars
rising stars
going fars
and no slouch
at conversation
too.

I could lift the moon
to make you swoon,
but baby,
I got much more to offer.

You want a strong back
no crack addiction
happy-go-get-lucky guy?

Well I'm your best bet
never met
standing in the corner
staring at you
honest guy.

I've never been behind bars
I could find Waldo on Mars
and I'm polite to the elderly.

I'm strong as I look
and I look like a moose
so that's pretty strong.