‘I LOVE SWEATY BETTY’
I sit down to write a love letter
To the woman I love, and I’ll get her
For me she’s the one, none better
But she’s as big as a whale, only wetter
The one I desire and I’ll win she
Is the one they call Sweaty Betty
Although, she is as mad as a banshee
And twice as hairy as a yeti
One day in the pub, someone started a fire
From Betty the sweat did sprout
She climbed onto a table to get higher
And sweated the fire right out
One day I got close and gave her a cuddle
Oh! In addition a kiss I did sneak
I ended up in a puddle
Oh god! How that girl did leak
I told her I’d love her forever
I ‘d marry her if she’d let me
As the puddle turned into a river
I proposed to Sweaty Betty
MICMAC
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