I'm a bad poet ‘cos Leslie says so!
Such a bad poet with nowhere to go;
I will just have to find a hiding place
and try to disappear in my disgrace.
I wish I was good like Leslie must be
(See all his comments on our poetry!)
Perhaps, one day I will be just like him
all perfect, and no longer his victim.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem