I'm getting real tired of your nightly snoring!
If I had some Tampons', I'd shove them up your nose!
And that gas you keep letting out when you walk
yelling, 'Huston thar she blows! '
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haha...wouldn't it be nice if you could wear those honeymoon goggles forever...is it still illegal to shoot men? ... :)