Sandra Osborne


I Mean, Really - Poem by Sandra Osborne

I heard it was shocking…
I mean, really, a bachelor party,
WITH DEMOCRATS! ! (and I am one!)
I mean, really, they have a donkey for a mascot,
for God sakes.
And shameful, sinful, wicked, I mean,
pot smoking, or at least I heard they had cigarettes,
and then there were all those lude comments
about Sally Fields,
I mean, really, she was the Flying Nun,
for God sakes.

I mean, if the 'wed to be', the male one that is,
would just remember, that once, more than once,
as a helpless, cuddly, littly baby boy
he suckled on his own mother’s breasts,
and that that was only breakfast,
then, maybe, just maybe,
he’ll sober up that morning,
the next morning, the morning of all mornings,
and see that marriage is forever,
and will be so finally filled with so much joy,
that he will know, I mean
really, really know...
That the party hasn’t even started...
Then He will finally get it.

I mean, really,
that’s what the honeymoon is for.


Comments about I Mean, Really by Sandra Osborne

  • (10/28/2005 12:37:00 AM)

    this is light yet deep and treated and served in the Sandra Osborn way with a
    touch of class with a touch of humour and is it any wonder that i have become
    your groupy

    Orgy asm
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  • (10/27/2005 10:21:00 PM)

    Hi Sandra:
    You really, really have a good since of humor. Best regards, Bob
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, October 27, 2005

Poem Edited: Friday, December 21, 2007


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