I Might Want To Mention Poem by Frederick McGettrick

I might want to mention, I feel rather strange,
my face just turned green and my hands have just changed.
I look to my stomach, I look and I sigh,
my naval now looks like a mouldy meat pie.
my fingers fell off and my nose has inflated
my hair is now green, my hips have rotated.
My back grew all splotchy and my feet have grown massive,
my eyes are now spinning, and I feel rather passive.
But that's unimportant, i just wanted your attention,
after all, I just thought I might mention.