Da never bought a froggy pool;
We weren't friends like friends in school;
Towels weren't flicked at genetalia,
We never played til we showered naked.
We didn't hike and shoot the breeze,
Nor dump or whiz behind the trees.
We never hit the links together,
And relieved ourselves in St. Andrew's heather.
We never streaked sorority dorms,
Or stood bare-assed in a storm.
We never stood shoulder to shoulder,
At urinals for a sneak peak over.
Swimming wasn't a thing for Da,
So we never swam in the raw.
And Da was never one to flash.
Near the end I caged my wrath,
Yet never gave him a sponge-bath;
But 'Clean my teeth, ' was what he asked.
Let me bring this to a close,
Da was seldom without his clothes.
I never saw my old man's dick.
And that's the long and short of it.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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