If God Exist's Poem by Nick Jordan.

If god exists,
I'll eat my hat 
And underpants as well!
Too many misunderstandings
Make me relate religion to hell,
For instance people keep on fighting,
Supposedly in the name of god,
They follow an old book of writing,
Which I tend to find a bit odd,
It was written thousands of years ago,
And gets amended now and again,
To suit the needs of it's followers,
Fundamentalist women and men,
Please don't think I'm xenophobic,
Or anti religion at all,
I'm all for love, peace and understanding,
But feel some faiths create an unbreakable wall!
Of course I believe in something,
But until you show me god exists,
I'll go with my own judged perception,
Instead of misguided, unfounded red mists!