If I Was You Poem by Byron Cornell Ford II

If I was you
I'd wake up everyday and blow a kiss at the mirror
(I do this anyway) but lemme say
I'd do it as well, if I was you...
If I was you
I'd call my own cell phone and leave a love message
(Cause you gotta love yourself, before you can love another)
and I would want my love..if I was you
If I was you
I'd call Google and ask them why I'm not the..1 search topic
(Smile at the operator via telephone, and hang up)
Of course I'd only do that, If I was you
If I was you
I'd file a lawsuit against the dictionary for having the word Perfect in its pages
(Having being called it so many times, I would have copywritten my definiton)
Perfection is possible, and you possibly are perfect
If I was you
I'd stay in Saturday nights, and go to church Sunday morning
(Being called an angel becomes nonchalant, until God graces you with the title)
And I bet God would, If I was you
If I was you
Beauty would never be Maybelline or Lipstick
(Although your beauty leaves my lips stuck)
I'd think my shyness was cute, If I was you
If I was you
I'd beg for me to stop writing this poem
Give you the number to my phone
Listen to the voice of the wannbe clone
n try to get to know em
but of course that's if I was you.