Judith Viorst

(February 2, 1931)

If I Were In Charge Of The World - Poem by Judith Viorst

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel oatmeal,
Monday mornings,
Allergy shots, and also Sara Steinberg.

If I were in charge of the world
There'd be brighter nights lights,
Healthier hamsters, and
Basketball baskets forty eight inches lower.

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have lonely.
You wouldn't have clean.
You wouldn't have bedtimes.
Or "Don't punch your sister."
You wouldn't even have sisters.

If I were in charge of the world
A chocolate sundae with whipped cream and nuts would be a vegetable
All 007 movies would be G,
And a person who sometimes forgot to brush,
And sometimes forgot to flush,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.


Comments about If I Were In Charge Of The World by Judith Viorst

  • (4/8/2017 11:22:00 PM)


    A beautiful wish and it's equally beautiful desired aftermath. A pleasure to read. (Report) Reply

    4 person liked.
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  • Nika Mcguin (4/8/2017 5:57:00 PM)


    I love her ideas, especially the thing about the chocolate sundae being a vegetable! Nevertheless, I'm glad she isn't in charge of the world. It would be a delightfully strange mess lol. All the same I much enjoyed this poem! ~~ (Report) Reply

  • (4/8/2017 9:27:00 AM)


    Very fanciful and funny..I'll ask my 6 year old grand daughter how she would run the world..good poem.. (Report) Reply

  • (4/8/2017 5:41:00 AM)


    I am in full agreement with you. What a great poem to see all our dislikes so eloquently expressed. Love it! (Report) Reply

  • Tom Allport (4/8/2017 5:18:00 AM)


    Brilliantly written? you have got my vote! ......best wishes on a very good write. (Report) Reply

  • Rajnish Manga (4/8/2017 3:10:00 AM)


    Lovely poem. Enjoyed reading it (which is not very often) . Thanks. (Report) Reply

  • Jojo Pescador (4/8/2017 1:54:00 AM)


    this poem could actually be used in choric speech.. wonderful composition... (Report) Reply

  • Edward Kofi Louis (4/8/2017 1:27:00 AM)


    In charge of the world! Thanks for sharing. (Report) Reply

  • Robert Murray Smith (4/8/2017 1:25:00 AM)


    A poem that lifts the reader.++10 (Report) Reply

  • Bernard F. Asuncion (4/8/2017 12:57:00 AM)


    Actually the world's worst situation is charged to mankind.... thanks for posting... (Report) Reply

  • (11/28/2016 4:23:00 PM)


    (If I Were In Charge Of The World by Judith Viorst.) **A job I’d never want. (Report) Reply

  • Susan Williams (11/15/2015 3:06:00 PM)


    I am no child but I would like to write my own IF I WERE IN CHARGE OF THE WORLD. What a delightful assignment for elementary and middle school students. I shiver, though, to hear what high school teens would come up with! (Report) Reply

  • (5/26/2015 12:03:00 AM)


    Exactly how i feel about this topic. Thank you... (Report) Reply

  • Kelly Kurt (4/7/2015 7:47:00 PM)


    Right there with you, Judith (Report) Reply

  • (6/19/2012 7:13:00 PM)


    my nine year old rewrote this poem today in her class as part of an assignment.
    and the last stanza she came up with reads thus:

    If I were in charge of the world
    Movies that I love would have a sequel
    And all vitamin drinks would taste like soda
    And a person who scribbled on the wall
    And a person who said they would always be small
    Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world

    Cheers
    (Report) Reply

  • (5/2/2009 9:32:00 AM)


    I have my students read and then rewrite this poem to teach the concept of absolute monarchy in medieval history. They can do ANYTHING they want if they are king or queen. (Report) Reply

  • (11/18/2008 8:04:00 AM)


    how could you not like that poem

    Thank you

    PC
    (Report) Reply

  • (8/27/2008 5:18:00 PM)


    That poem is so good. My teacher showed us the poem in the first place and its good for 5th graders to read and write about this poem. (Report) Reply

  • (7/17/2007 6:28:00 PM)


    Wonderful poem to use with middle schoolers. The themes of power and control are quite appropriate.. (Report) Reply

  • (2/6/2007 2:05:00 PM)


    Judith Viorst is a contemporary poet's answer to Dorothy Parker and Ogden Nash. She is simply delightful, witty, and has a good understanding on how too put it all together in a first-rate poem.

    Raynette
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