If Only I Coud Be A Tory Poem by Malcolm Evison

IF ONLY I COULD BE A TORY


Wish I was a heartless bastard
life could be so sweet
I'd believe the mainstream papers
and kick beggars in the street

Wish I was a mindless sod
'cos I could be so mean
believing news from the BBC
and worshipping the Queen

Wish I was a selfish git
without a thought or care
I'd join the Tory party
laugh at the poor's despair

Wish I was a heartless sod
knowing nowt but playing God


M.E 190318