I love you for your dough -
You make such lovely bread.
I love you for your teeth
As they glisten by your bed.
I love the way you hold your breath -
In between your snores.
I love the way you sip your drink
From flagons that aren't yours.
I love the way you flick your hair -
The wig you bought last week.
I love the colour of your skin,
The rouge upon your cheeks.
I love the way you care for me -
With money from my wallet.
Your tender touches drive me wild
As you squeeze upon my gullet.
There's so much I could tell you -
Our love it knows no bounds,
It's here, it's there, it's everywhere,
It's in the Lost and Found.
There's so much I love about you -
In Oh! So many ways,
I'll tell you all about them
When I get out of jail!
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