' ' In Limbo Poem by Doral Deepset

Gotta say
I'm amazed

at your latest
craze

limbo dancing
in the nude

you even set up
a little bar in our bedroom

& practice 'til
you're damn near perfect

with consumate ease
you make it so(seem so)

effortless.

I have to bend over bacwards
& my best

is only
your worst.

Yet one inspired night
I am almost down to

your all time
record.

When you see that this
is so

& that I may actually
tie with you

you begin to tell me
(in graphic detail what)

exactly you are going to do to
my private member

which rears its ugly head
& thereyby...falls the bar.

That was a bit
below the belt

I sulk
in my magnificence.

Now you are going for
an all time low

& are just...about through
when I tell you

just exactly what I am going to do
to you

in equally graphic detail.

A listening nipple
pings up at the idea

& oops
topples the bar.

'Ahhh...hard luck! '

I chortle & chuckle.

And is my conscience stricken
pricked...even?

Naw...all's fair in love
& limbo dancing.

'Let's call it a tie! '
I smile

stroking your innner thigh

as we continue
limboing

in bed

instead.