India Of Wallahs, Paanwallahs, Beediwallahs, Cigaretwallahs Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

India is of wallahs,
Someone has said it rightly,
India of wallahs,
Delhiwallahs, UPwallahs,
Chaiwallahs, dabbawallahs,
Dibbawallahs,
Shaharwallahs, jhopriwallahs,
Paanwallahs, beediwallahs, cigaretwallahs,
Smoke you a cigaret,
But pronounce you not cikaret,
Smoke you a leafy beedi,
But not in a crowded bus,
Chew you tobacco, Bihari brother,
But spit you not on the paranormal,
Take you paan, but spit you not.