Jon Edward Walker

Rookie (6-26-1980 / othello)

Internet Dating Sucks - Poem by Jon Edward Walker

the other day a girl I dig a little
paraded around in front of my eyes
and her web cam showing off great legs
ass, and even a little boob before
I went to work
drove me nuts all day
and the next day when we were
supposed to meet online
I was prepared, alone
with my laptop
and lube
she was preoccupied
with a trip to some small state
on the east coast I couldn’t point out on
a map
the three of us made do the best we could
in her memory

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Poem Submitted: Monday, December 12, 2005

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