Internet Scientists Poem by Paul Warren

The Internet has opened a huge amount of possibilities
For doing things that are stupid so easily
I saw a bloke bathing in hot chilli sauce
That made him very hot in unmentionable places of course

Then riding a bike backwards at 80 k's down a windy road
That went wrong in the air when he came to implode
And the bushy tradies in the hot Australian outback
Who sat bare bummed on their metal tool box
Jumping around in a circle with their bum hot lots

There seems to be a million things you can do
To get heaps of likes on your Facebook page too
My generation had to be content with their mates
Being the only ones to see their stupidity so great.

© Paul Warren Poetry