It's Another Embarrassing Moment Poem by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

It's another embarrassing moment
You made cookies with baking powder instead of sugar
It's another embarrassing moment
Your kid film you for youtube when you were picking your boogers
It's another embarrassing moment
You're with your boss and other people and they know you just farted in the elevator
It's another embarrassing moment
You told everyone the hippopotamus was an alligator
It's another embarrassing moment
You were caught snoring at your best friend's lecture
It's another embarrassing moment
The people in the store are smiling as they're watching you use the window as a mirror
It's another embarrassing moment
You're on the radio trying to win money and you got an easy question wrong and didn't get any
It's another embarrassing moment
You forgot to pay and the store clerk catches you eating some candy
It's another embarrassing moment
You're in church on time but you forgot to wear your pants
It's another embarrassing moment
No one has ever seen anyone dance as funny as you dance