I`m Jock Weecock from Bric-a-brock,
A Scottie through and through,
I get screwy on Drambuie,
Like all Scotties do.
Beneath me kilt I`m not well built,
But I`m very hairy,
I became within sn inch
Of being christened Mary.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
you made me laugh in spite of myself....for shame....it is very funny....Vallerie