Jokes Poem by Rock on people how like pickles forget it

heres a few blonde jokes




wanna hear somejokes? ? ?


ok!


A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

'What did you do that for? ' he asked her.

'I'm allergic to chocolate! ' she replied.



egh that was ok
how about this one




A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.


that was lil better

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

A: Because they leave to go answer the door



Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store! ”



Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.





Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
'Help, help! ' yells one of the blondes.

'Help us, help us! ' yells the other.

'Maybe it would help if we yelled together, ' said the first blonde.

'Good idea, ' said the other.

'Together, together! '





Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, 'Those must be deer tracks! '
The second blonde said, 'No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks! '

The third blondie said, 'No, you idiots, those are horse tracks! '

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.






what would you do if a blonde threw a grnade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back

now what would you do if a blonde threw a pin at you?
run like hell she has a grenade in her hand




did u hear about the dead blonde in the closet?
she was last years hide and seek winner


how do u sink a submarine of 20 blondes?
knock on the door


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