Just Random Qoutes And Sayings.... Poem by Sunset Moonshine

Im the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
The 1st time when you tell it to me,
The 2nd time when you explain it to me,
Then 5 Min's later when i finally get it XD
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..If you were looking for someone perfect,
you picked the wrong girl, go buy yourself a damn Barbie! ! !
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Be afraid, be very afraid,
because i know your game and
i am willing to play it just as dirty as you!
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isn't it funny how some people will make sly remarks
and give dirty looks from a distance,
but are too GUTLESS and COWARDLY to say it to your face?
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When someone you love becomes a memory,
that memory becomes a wonderful treasure not to be forgotten.
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is thinking she knows people who need to dye there hair blonde
to match there personality (you know who you are) xD
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Someone told me to go to Hell. I said I can't. They asked why.
I told them Satan has a restraining order against me,
but I'd be happy to refer them instead.
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You no that ur in love wen tht person is all you think about,
when they make u smile even thou their not there..
ur every waking breathe and thought is of them
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My heart's been broken so many times its 99% glue: (
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Wat kinda person says i luv u then lets u go like u mean nothing to them?
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When I met u I was afraid to kiss u,
when I kissed u I was afraid to love u,
when I loved u I was afraid to lose u,
now that I lost u I am afraid to love again.
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WARNING! THIS GIRL CAN BE DANGEROUS!
DONT PLAY GAMES WHEN she CAN PLAY THEM MUCH BETTER!
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I hate bees okay? They're like little flying death monkeys!
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People who want to screw around with my life better get ready
cuz I can screw around with theirs too. Be prepared!
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my heart lies with the one that treats me right
and not the one that pretends too.
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Break my heart, I break your neck. Any questions?
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smile u make & hi say 2 wanted just I that out find u wen
irritating very it find may u..... CONFUSED? ? Now read it backwards..
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As i look back on the memories we shared i SMILE and think of the good times,
but then i start to CRY as i realise that memories are all they'll ever be /3
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I'll tell you my whole story,
I'll tell you with a twist,
I'll use my sharpest blade,
and write it on my wrist 3
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If you asked me how many times you have been through my mind
I would say once. You never left3
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I now know I never knew...what happiness was 'til I met you....
you've touched my heart like no other...and now I need you more than ever.
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if I say 'WATCH OUT for the pink polka dotted T-Rex behind you! ',
Would you look? ? ?
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My attention span would be much longer if things weren't so damn shiny!
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A true friend recognizes you for what you really are...
and doesn't call the mental hospital to have you committed!
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Is wondering if the courts can sentence a homeless person to house arrest
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In order to laugh at the expense of others,
you have to be able to laugh at yourself.
I get plenty of laughs at my own expense,
so everyone else is fair game!
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A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past,
a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world...; -)
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Don't bother arguing with a stupid person
Cause they drag you down to their level and win.
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We love because its the only true adventure we will ever have
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