K. Y. A. G. Poem by Michael Walkerjohn

(Belly Button Butter)

Innie, outtie
ouchiee, owl-wee!
q-tips, wing-tips
tri-tips; nipples?
Cham-pipple, Mad Dog
pezz sticks and crab apples!
Apple pie, cherry pie
mincemeat and kreutz komets!
Vaseline, Valvoline, Visqueen
Colchicine and Bonanza!
Dim sum, Udon, Rim Job
It is on!
Bubble Baths, luffa scratch
puffy snatch; Big Bananas!
Atomic Ants, hipster pants
daisy dukes; power pukes!
Secret squirrels, thundering herds
great flesh-eating birds?
Bend over, put your heads between
your legs; and Kiss yer asp Goodbye!