You have not lived a life that's full
Till you have snogged the possessor
Of a complete set of dentures.
The thrill as your tongue slithers sexily
Along the slimy plastic choppers is exquisite.
And the best thing is: when you wake up
Next morning to find a toothless stranger
Snoring elegantly on your crumpled pillow,
You need not wake them for a lovers' kiss.
Oh no, oh indeed no, not at all, no, no,
You can creep into the bathroom while they asleep
And lick their teeth in the cleansing tumbler.
This is absolutely hysterical! I'm laughing at loud. I must say though, you did get a yuck from me at the thought of a lover's kiss from the tumbler. The real thing, especially the REAL thing, is so much more desireable, not to mention pleasureable. Thanks so much for the laugh. j.
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I would like to translate this poem
I laughed till I urinated!