Aldo Kraas

Rookie (July 15 1964 / Sao Paulo Brazil)

Lithium - Poem by Aldo Kraas

Look what did lithium did do the whale
Made her so fat that she could not swim
And every time I swam I got stuck
So I had to go on a little diet
And I did with the help of my trainer
And in a few weeks I lost 150 pounds and before that I was 455
So now I am 305 pounds on the way to my normal diet
But I love to swim in my pond
And if there are people around in my pool they will get splashed too
Because that is my idea of fun
And I am not a depressed while anymore
And now I can go back to perform my duties

Listen to this poem:

Comments about Lithium by Aldo Kraas

There is no comment submitted by members..

Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Poem Submitted: Thursday, March 3, 2011

[Report Error]