Fun Poems

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
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The tires on my bike are flat.
The sky is grouchy gray.
At least it sure feels like that
Since Hanna moved away.
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Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably

A trick that everyone abhors
In little girls is slamming doors.
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The sun's turning pale is a threat, in fact
That directly affects solar system
The climate has already been much changed
With known-unknown, acute poisonous fume;
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If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;
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People live forever in Jacksonville and St. Petersburg and Tampa,
But you don't have to live forever to become a grampa.
The entrance requirements for grampahood are comparatively mild,
You only have to live until your child has a child.
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'I thought you loved me.' 'No, it was only fun.'
'When we stood there, closer than all?' 'Well, the harvest moon
Was shining and queer in your hair, and it turned my head.'
'That made you?' 'Yes.' 'Just the moon and the light it made
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English Teeth, English Teeth!
Shining in the sun
A part of British heritage
Aye, each and every one.
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Eight balloons no one was buyin'
All broke loose one afternoon.
Eight balloons with strings a-flyin',
Free to do what they wanted to.
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There was a little comet who lived near the Milky Way!
She loved to wander out at night and jump about and play.
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I wrung my hands under my dark veil. . .
"Why are you pale, what makes you reckless?"
-- Because I have made my loved one drunk
with an astringent sadness.
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If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again,
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Old year has passed with last night,
New year has arrived with shiny light.
Brightness is covered all over sky,
Weather has opened her twinkled eye.
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Did you ever notice, in "funeral", the much smaller word, Fun?
If there was a funeral for me, who would "from it" and who would "to it" run?
At 64 I'm overdue perhaps; why should I any longer stick around?
In our big paper dictionary, many as young or younger than I have died, I've found.
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some words for you to hum along
the sound so sweet and soft to sing
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A little fun keeps you young;
A little laughter keeps you bright.
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Suicide is my thought of dying,
Crawling out of hole I made,
Suicide is my only way out of my pain I feel,
Explain why I can’t kill or hurt myself,
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She is so sweet, and only three feet,
Her golden hair, is only just there,
A smile, a grin, can easily begin,
To charm a Gran, her No.1 fan,
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A house of cards
Is neat and small:
Shake the table,
It must fall.
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Is fun fair?
Is your fun fair?
Do you care
If your fun ensnares
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It was fun

It was fun, walking tall
In the rain that brought
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What Is A Daddy? ? ?
A daddy is someone who played with you, when you was just- a little youngster! ..And A daddy is someone who took you out, for 'Great- Fun Adventures! ..Sadly, I didn't play with my daddy. And we hardly went out, for fun things! ..
So I really didn't have A Daddy, but I was Fortunate to have A Father, in my life!
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Winter sliding down the hill is my type of fun,
in fact, building a seven-foot snowman on top of the hill is fun
need some hot chocolate and slush wet boot is wonderful entertaining
time to hock up the rope to the back of a pickup and surf the street's type of amusing
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If I had an airgun
I would shoot the air for fun
For fun, for fun, for fun
I would shoot the air for fun!
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All your friends are falling in love,
Daily satisfying their lust,
Their faces are all you see on face book,
Yet here you are hurt for lack of fun,
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Most of this introductory poem is not very new,
so it may sound very familiar to you & to YOU.
If 15 poems times 3 becomes too much of a chore …
for me to fulfill, I MAY limit Sections to 10, NO more.
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We're here, the fun boys
Here, here, the fun boys
We're here, the fun boys
Fun, fun
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