Looney Limericks Poem by Bonnie Shipman

Herbert was as old as could be
He lived 'til a hunnert and three
Then he closed his eyes
and refused to rise
'cause earth was as dumb as TV!

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Molly eats flies every day
She doesn't know why; couldn't say!
And when she is full
She feels that her soul
Has desperate reasons to pray

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There once was a purple canoe
That was shaped just like a big shoe
It floated away
To bright Paraguay -
The townspeople painted it blue